GOOD RIDDANCE MOTHER FUCKER!

So finally after almost 4 years that they hanged to death the Terrorist Ajmal Kasab. The terror attack that shook Bombay back on 24th November 2008 remains a scar till date.
I didn't personally know of anyone that was harmed by the attack however when I saw the first documentary about it I couldn't digest the horrors that Ajmal along with his compatriots did. They were brutal, heartless bastards that deserved punishment more that the death penalty.  I wasn't able to watch the second documentary featured about it on Nat Geo channel, it was just too much and didn't make me feel comfy knowing that this bastard responsible for the innocent lives was still alive. I'm glad the fucker is down and may rot in hell.

Many innocent lives were lost and even though candle light vigils , prayers, silent marches that took place in honor of their souls, one cannot not forget that hadn't it been for that one very horrific incident, those very innocent people would be carrying out their lives among us. 

And yes the cycle of life continues, after every death there is a new birth. But if only ruthless asshole like such terrorists would not have been born, this world would be a bit better. 

Guess I have to call this destiny.....he was probably destined to die 4 years later...

To all the innocent souls - Rest in Peace....

As for the terrorists -  FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER! 

Stan out

BOLLYWOOD SUX!

India has progressed a lot in many ways be it technology, fashion and other areas. There has been a change in the Hindi movie industry too, with lot of new directors and screenplays based on story lines that were never thought of. The easy way to make a Hindi movie was to cut and paste scenes from good Hollywood movies mix it all up well with Some indian  "masala" as per the audiences desire and present it. 

What I find annoying and irritating is the so called "Comedy" movies that have been out recently. Trying to imply sex comedy in Bollywood movies is a total bad idea, I haven't seen one movie that you could actually laugh and compare to American Pie or Hangover. 

The disaster also takes place in the Horror genre where directors claim to challenge audience to go through the whole cinema without being scared. I mean seriously the horror movie is done with a shitty script and Amateur visual effects. They are trying so hard but definitely cant match up to any good standards. And it makes you think since the budget for movies have gone up but totally not worth watching for the money spent in it. Movies like Bhoot, Raaz3, Haunted,1920,all fall in the category of useless cinema with crappy horror style. 

For the movie Golmaal 3 , they made a song sequence worth 3 crores, was it worth it.....NOT! just a cheesy copy of Daddy Yankees number for a stupid Bollywood song....totally sucks.

And they actually shoot some of the nonsense in 3D and expect to make it worth watching! Luckily there are a few movies that are sensible and worth watching however, such movies are made at a very less ratio than compared to the bull shit load of movies made in a year in Bollywood. 

Bollywood dance has gone global , used as a dance form in international dance competition and fitness work out videos. But looking at the Bollywood dance sequence now, I guess the real Bollywood dance was actually from the 1980s to 90s era. Coz the 2000 and beyond simply sucks. Sadly the sleazy dance steps are qwuite popular among the local public. and such movies tend to get credit.  Salman Khans movie, Dabangg, Body Guard, Wanted, Ek tha tiger, Ready have the so called "catchy dance numbers" but actually in my opinion are tasteless and sucky! And more recently a song being promoted "PoPo" . Ajay Devgn is a good action hero but a 3rd class dancer. And the stupid dance sequence used in it was to relate is as being fun and peppy.... but trust me, from a dance point of view, it totally sux. Another fucked up actor is Akshay Kumar with his stupid fucked up movies - Desi Boys, Joker, Rowdy Rathore, and most of the fuckin movies he has done lately. The crowd I must say are the biggest Chuths ( CUNTS) on the planet to actually be a fan of him. 

My predictions - Son of Sardar is a fuckin flop. Sonakshi Singh, the fat bitch is a fucked up actress, dunno how does she still gets casted...but wait another beeyatch is Katrina Kaif, seems pretty, but I knows shit about acting. Better looking Katrinas are available in the market for pleasure. But like I said, most of the indian audience are fucked up.  

Ishq in Paris will be another shitty movie, with Preity Zinta making a comeback- old hag should just give it up! 
Emran Hasmi movies ( Rush)  means its a definite SHIT, I guess the only actually good movie worth waiting for would be Aamir Khans Talash and Dhoom3.

Stan Out! 

SHIT THAT I HATE SO MUCH!

Ok so I have been busy and I did have this thought of not being able to blog often, well thats how most of the bloggers turn out to be. So I guess I'm gonna blog mostly about things that I like and even more things that I just hate. Using this blog as a medium to vent out on my thoughts because I know there are some people who kinda feel the same as I do and go , "Yeah, I get what this mo-fo is talking about!" 

So for todays post Id like to write about the idiot box, mainly tv ads, serials  and bollywood movies not worth wasting your time by just figuring it out that it sux by viewing the trailers.

For starters....the main connection to the Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls, Two and Half Men, How I met your mother..... CBS channel in the states. 

The producers at CBS must be some sick freaks who actually find the comedies they put up quite hilarious!

How I met your mother was interesting for a while probably because I did find the character - Robin  quite cute. But after how its all turning out, Neil Patrick Harris isnt all that funny as he tries so hard so does the other characters...

Two and half men brought in Ashton Kutcher but it made it more worse, stupid sensless comedy.

Two broke girls are just dumb bitches trying to get comedy in by sleezy cheap sex jokes which arent worth a grin. If only Kat Dennings could flash her big boobs once in a while or dress up in some sexy lingerie and show some cleavage....trust me , the viewership would increase drastically.

Another really stupid stunt by STAR WORLD Channel India, they decided to show Greys Anatomy from the start and even made their own fucking promo with a stupid song by a fucked up bitch called Anushka Machanda - What would you do.....it so fucking annoying to hear the same fucked up song on repeat, thankfully they dont show it anymore.... STAR WORLD , just want you to know that you wasted money in promoting the series with a stupid music video instead you could have donated the expenses to the Relief organisations that you also advertise. 

Anyways, Im gonna be posting up more crap that some people actually do enjoy shown on TV, up next will be my long list of stupid bollywood movies.

Stan out!

WWE RAW hits 1000 episodes

On July 23, 2012,  WWE Raw made its 1000th episode. Now WWF as I recall was a favorite must see show in my household since I was a kid. I remember every Fridays during lunch time, my dad would get the latest WWE taping which was actually about 1-2 weeks old, since in those days there wasn't any digital electronic transfers or live broadcast. But yeah since Fridays was the weekend, the afternoon lunch was served by watching WWE on TV. Even before RAW and Smackdown were created. It was kinda nostalgic when I saw the opening video presentation for the 1000th episode.


I clearly remember me and my younger bro used to wrestle after watching the show which kinda gave us an adrenaline kick. We truly enjoyed watching it long after we realized it was all fake. But still continue to be avid fans. Sadly wrestling superstars are all that good these days. I guess the best superstars were probably in "my time".  


I saw when Rocky Maivia had his first match in WWE and then transformed into The Rock. Bret The HitMan Hart-Stone Cold Steve Austin Rivalry, the formation of DX, Death of Owen Hart, Sultry Sable and Manly Chyna. Lotta good memories enticed with wresting. I guess the presence and the attitude the wrestling superstars carried was kinda awesome for guys like me growin up and see how they would give a good fight tagged with a nice dramatic story line.


I was and will always be a WWE fan...if you smell what the Stan is cookin! :)


Stan out




Click to watch opening video  -->  WWE RAW 1000

Life Sucks

Well, its been a while since I last posted here. Sadly coz there isnt really anything much to write about. Overall life does suck living in a country that is not what you would expect it to be. So like most of the other immigrants who have come here - just follow the one golden rule - Shut Up, Suck up, earn and save your money!  At times you really tend to ponder and think is this really what I thought I'd be doing at this very moment? I mean for those who have a family do know how to be content with themselves by focusing on their family needs and living a simple life by getting into the groove that whatever this place has got to offer.

Surrounded by sand all over, super fuckin hot climate that doesnt make you wanna go out and stay indoors only. The television can be your best companion to update you on current affairs around the globe and keep you entertained for as long as you can be. Seriously for a place like this, a television set should be made mandatory for everyone or else one could be just bored to death. Im not saying there arent any fun activities...but dressing up your best, gelling up your hair and getting well groomed not to hit to club but a shopping mall to kill time is one of the worst things to do. Yeah Shopping malls are the only cool hang outs, coz what you can do is just window shop, and if the price is just right then you end up carrying a shopping bag, eat at a nice food joint and sip some nice mocktails and pretend you are living the high life. In general ....Life totally sucks especially for the single souls here.

There ought ta be more to this.... Stan out! :$

Chai Guy!

So basically my day starts with a cup of milk tea. This has been my routine since my child hood. A nice cup of Liptons Yellow Label - Carnation evaporated liquid milk - One Table spoon Sugar = Stan's Cup of Tea. 

I was never a Coffee guy.  Not that I hate it but, given the options I'd stick to tea any day, although I read an article today mentioned Coffee does reduces the risk of death.

I usually have Nescafe during the cold season and the other time I love to have coffee is usually in flights - for some strange reason I really like the coffee with milk serves aboard Air India. :) 

Now I usually like my tea not too strong and not too light either. Its that nice blend that should leave a soothing sense once you've sipped it. Never liked the other kinda tea, rose tea, green tea, masala tea, ginger garlic or any other spice tea....they all suck.
I have my tea usually with biscuits. Its goes well with moms homemade Chappattis, mini puris, but I used to also love having tea with 
- Petit Buerre Biscuits, 
 - Digestive, 
- Marie, 
- Danish Cookies, 
- Horlicks biscuit, 
- Glucose, 
- Nice coconut, 
- nice fresh plain croissant, 
- bourbon,
- Italian puff pastries, 
- Donuts,
- the local kuwait flour mills pita bread ( kubhuz)
- Braided sweet french bread
- cake rusk
- cream biscuits
 and the best of them all TUC biscuits that I have been having since my childhood. 

I usually have black tea (without milk) when Im sick, or have a bad cold, it does kinda give me a relief. I once tried having black tea with Vanilla Ice Cream it wasnt bad, but a funny blend of ice cold and hot. 


I do have alotta good memories attached to this cup of tea, usually my regular beverage for breakfasts. I remember having it in the morning around 9-10 am, since my school would start at 12.30 in the afternoon. Then around 6 am in the morning when I was schooling in Goa. 
Having it for 1 rupee at the College Canteen, speaking of which I remember my senior back then -Alemao, was such a prick, he stole my cup of tea and had it, but politely thanked me for it. Kinda puts you in one of those situation where you wanna punch him so hard but you cant coz he said the magic word - Thank you. anyways, Alemao - I wish I could have said Fuck you, but instead I said no problem and got me another cup! :$


I also remembering sipping a cup at 6am in the morning all tired right after attending a wedding still all decked up with the bow tie and suit.


I remember when I was a kid and whenever I used to head to church, the cab that we took to ride to church would halt at the signal just before the church and Through the window I could see the Sheraton hotel coffee shop and since then always wanted to have a cup of coffee at that coffee shop.  I still haven't crossed it out in my things that I wanted to do since childhood list.  Maybe its about time I get that done. 


Beside Coke and juices...tea happens to be the drink that I love having. So im not into coffee...especially black, bitter or turkish coffee. So dont ask me out for a coffee, lets sit for tea instead... I'm indeed  a Chai-Guy! :)


Stan out.

BAD CHOICES!

So we all do somewhere, sometime in our lives make bad choices. Even if we were probably warned about , we would just go with our instinct and hope that the choice we made was simply right. Usually the choices that you regret making can lead to consequences that could have a big impact in your life in a positive or negative way. The most common bad choices we make is probably when  we go shopping.  Its is always safe to consult an expert or people who you can rely on giving advises to guide you in making up your mind to have the right choice.  Lately  I was in such a dilemma when I was gonna purchase a TV for myself. I wanted a reasonably priced  good TV. Well, i started by doing a little research for myself on PLASMA, LCD and LED. So with LED being the top range in the market, I did a study on the pricing factor. Now I had almost made up my mind on taking up a PLASMA, until I realized it didn't want a glass/glossy finish. As I hate to have reflection on the screen. I know how annoying it can get since I have the same glossy/glass on my laptop. So I wanted to get in a big screen, since I do spend most of my spare time watching the telly, i decided to get myself a bigger screen to enhance my viewing experience. So after gooing around in the market, looking for some good offers, i ultimately bought a reasonably - cheapest 46 inch LCD. Now don't get me wrong, there were other Chinese brands that were cheaper by 10-12 KD but by far I guess I did make a good choice. two months since and I checked there isn't any 46 inch LCD TV cheaper than mine. So, there you go - I was happy I made a good choice.  No reflection, big ass screen, good sound, great gaming experience....I'm a happy man! :)

I was just going through my social network site when I found a pic of a wedding line up - the  groomsmen. They all had the suck-iest outfit ever. It was black suits, but along with it were funky bright colored vest coat and matching tie. Each grooms men had a different color. and I must say who ever taught that this particular color coded theme would be cool......it so wasn't! I mean c'mon, its common to make a statement and be different at your wedding. I know that you usually get inputs from many people that care about your wedding more than you even could. And then again, they say the bride gets to make the major decisions - color theme, menu, etc. But I feel the Groom has to give in his opinion as well.  After all, a wedding is not only about the bride. 


I don't know about anyone else, but damn for my wedding, I'm gonna make sure i get a say in most of the decisions. Just cant leave it entirely on my better half....can I ?
Well, one thing is for sure....i'm not gonna have an Olympic colored vest coats for my groomsmen. definitely something subtle color to set in with the skin tone. I wouldn't wanna take the risk in going out flashy! no sir, that ain't my cup of tea! :)

 Stan - out! :)

Say Again?!!

So lately Ive notice that "Uber" happens to be the rad word that everyone in India is using.... kinda a cool word used amongst the youths. Well  as for me I think its sux! Its sux deep coz, I think it isnt great or cool enuff to be used in your sentences.  Like I remember about 3-4 years ago, they came up with a totally bull shit kinda word called "FUNDA", it was so sick, that I felt like bashin up any mo-fo who was using it. its just that they try so hard to make a stupid word look cool, but its not. Like I noticed in the U.S, the blacks have these stupid words that dont make sense but sounds cool....well, not too cool. Usually a rap/hip-hop artist will use the word in their lyrics....just to find an appropriate rhyme, but seriously the word doesnt make any sense. well you gotta give credit that when that word is used in a  track, they ensure it does fit in with the rest of the lyrics and thus resulting in a nice track.

For example, Niggas in Paris by Kanye West and Jay-Z, they used words like Kray,  well, some thought Kray was actually short for Crazy....then again some thought it was in reference to the Kray Brothers who happen to be criminals in the olden days. whatever the truth behind the meaning....the track was simply good. Same could be told in Rack City by Tyga. he uses the term - "Honnit" which apparently means a hundred dollar bill. Seriously?!!! what the fuck....but he says it with style so ...there you go... its all turns cool.

Im just saying is you gotta be a bit sensible and throw in some nice words, that do make sense. Missy Elliot use to use laughs like ha,ha,and hee,hee in her lyrics which was stupid, but when you hear that track play in the clubs, you will find most bitches singing the lyrics to that shit making it all sound cool. Whats even worse is when a white guy wanna sound lilke a black guy and goes... Daaaaang! Id liek to response Daaang my ass mother fucker!!! or like Steve Carell said in the movie DATE NIGHT  -- SHUT YOUR VAGINA!!! :D

Yeah, most blacks are infact like the Indians....just some stingy ass wannabes. and most of them get away with it...more when compared with Indians.  Like the big ass chains, blings, bedazzle, showing your boxers with your jeans falling down.....I totally think its all overrated. but the fad continues as long as there are stupid dumb fuck wannabes who actually think its all cool. sheeeshhhh....Stan out!

So...When are you getting Married?!! :$

So there is this new ad on TV, by Vivel Facial Scrub and Wash 3 -in-1, where in the ad starts by two chicks in the room, where one says I want a guy who is Smart,Witty and Rich...

Seriously, this is the actual mind-set todays chicks in India have. Very fucking materialistic and demanding. And to their defense they are all smart, witty and not rich but pretty! Which means their ideal and most suitable match would be a guy who is smart,witty and rich. Well, to all the bitches in favor of this kinda guy, lemme tell you this guy sure does exist, but probably has wrinkles up his ass. Only a few men in this world have such quality, but damn....women of India, they all have the same fucking choice....ok, not all, but almost all of them.  So basically the planned up routine is...first they get all career oriented, and then set high expectations. Now dats totally fucked up.

I am 33 and still single....to the Goan/community that's a big question mark on my status.

Well the usual scene is that most Goans usually fall in love and get married. the remaining chuths get arranged married. Now life is not a bed of roses and while most of the marriages do work out, some of them don't. Unfortunately I wasn't the lucky ones who found Miss Right and fell in love and eventually got married. I must say I do have some good friends that I've seen for myself, where their friendship bloomed into a serious love relationship and they got into a commitment into spending the rest of their lives together. I do envy such couples, coz even with their ups and downs they do learn to live and maintain that relationship. And without any doubt they do have their good and bad days respectively.

Anyways, back to me - Now Me being one of the very last guys of my age category, the pressure of getting married is just shooting high. First off the emotional stand off with the parents. Then every elder person around pops the question. 

I really wish I could tell them to just back the fuck off...and let me be me. Its not that I fucking dont wanna get married, Its not that I intend to be a bachelor all my life, its just that I cant fucking commit to any random girl without trusting, understanding and knowing her well. Marriage is not a game, and indeed a serious commitment involving the lives of not only two but the family members as well. 

I want to be a one-woman-man, and I always will intent to be that way. If I was a player, I'd be scoring around like crazy. But the shit is - I'm just not like that. Lately I've come to accept the fact that I could be a little choosy/picky. But the fact is I'm just looking for a companion who I know I can have a good level of understanding or otherwise its just gonna be a sad ass whining roller coaster ride which I totally wanna avoid. 

I just pray that I dont end up settling down with just anybody....but with somebody who knows me for who I am. 

Thats the main reason why lately I have distant myself from social events and gatherings.

the odds of finding a companion in Q8 are very slim. I did realize that I dont fit into these social gatherings anymore.  Simply because there are hardly any bachelors attending such places and hence I gotta listen to family matters....which is ok for a while then kinda makes u wanna leave.

I know my time is running out, so by this December....hopefully there will be a change in my life.... 

until then try shutting the fuck up, and stop with the ....So, when are you getting married - question! 

Stan out!

So Its a known fact for all the peeps here in Q8 that when its time for the weekend, it means its time for a fucked up weather. One can barely count the number of times there was actually a nice weather over the weekend. Most of the time its dusty...so you just cant get ur ass out. With the summer heat coming in, Its probably gonna get damn hot and  again you just wont feel like going out, rather stay at home  with an oh so cool conditioning, watch a movie or have a siesta.  The weather isn't any different today, looks quite dull and sad.

If there is anything great about the hot summers...is probably when your taste bud for ice-cream is at prime high! :) I love ice-creams and just the other day, i tried out Haagen Dazs and they seem to have some new flavors since I last visited. I tried out Creme Brulee and it was quite nice. Looking forward to try out the remaining new flavors this summer. Also another must-try in my list  are the Cold Stone Creamery cupcake ice cream. Well, as per the pics they look great, so Ill be trying that out too and update a review about it. Nothing much planned for the weekend, just another ordinary boring day off.  The Avengers is now showing all over Q8 Cinemas. Still figuring out whether I shud watch it on IMAX 3D or the regular screen. Reviews did mention not to miss out the action scenes from HULK, so lets see. Will post a review on it too.

Speaking about reviews I did try out the Hardees Big Hardee, didnt look all that big but it was quite filling though. The Big Hardee stacks three patties, two slices of American cheese, some shredded lettuce and finished with our own tangy Big Twin sauce – all on a seeded bun. The sandwich on the whole was not too big. but it was a good option to try out, my favorite at Hardees still remains the Five Star Burger and the SuperStar burger. I also like the Big Boss burger but I guess they took it off their menu. Nonetheless, Hardees do have great burgers and are worth trying out once a while.


thats it from me ....Stan out!

Wake up, Get up...

Wake up Call.... usually noted for your morning alarm...reminding you to get up, get ready, and get going! Well, my wake up call, is in reference to waking up and taking action against my overweight issue. Yes as per my BMI I stand to be and Acute Obese...in other words, a Fucking Fatso! I need to start working out, and not just work -out but get rid of some excess unwanted kilos! :$ I usually try to overshadow my appearance by my persona...which usually works out fine as long as I am able to take off the attention from my weight. Lately someone  that I knew passed away during his mid-life. Which got me to think and worry about myself. I feel I'm in a mid-life crisis, but its nothing compared to loosing your life. I know I have a lot  that I wanna do in this lifetime, and to just waste my time, and leave this world abruptly.... wouldnt make me feel satisfied at all. I know everyone dont get the opportunity to live their life to the fullest and have no regrets. Coz, somewhere, somehow we do regret for not doing stuff that we probably had jotted down in our wish/bucket list. 

I wont say that Im depressed as I am content with how my life as pulled off so far, meeting many new people, dealing with them, befriending them, unfriend-ing some....Ive learnt alot and still do feel I have more to look out for in my life's experience.
Ive dared myself and I am proud of it....since it does give me that feeling of accomplishment. I have been rebellious, I have laughed out loud, and cried out, struggled and been blessed. All in all it has been good, but good isnt enough for me, as greedy as I may sound to be. I do envy some other people on how their life has turned out to be. Then again, screw them, I need to think about ME.  Lets see....I still need to do the SKYDIVE...

Well, one track that always has been an inspiration and from time to time I do listen to it especially when Im down and feeling very low.  Baz Luhrmanns - Everybody's free ( to wear sunscreen).  Every line has a deep meaning and I can relate to almost all of it. Taken from a speech write up by Schmich with lines that kinda hits me a lot : Maybe you'll marry, Maybe you wont, Do one thing everyday that scares you -Sing- Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours. Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.  Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life…the most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.


Click to watch Baz's Sunscreen Video


I must say that I have made some positive progress with the changes adapted by being motivated to make a change for the good. Ive not done much, but its a pretty good start from my side. 


We Humans are the most unpredictable living beings on this planet, we all have our dos and donts, we aspire to be some kinda wannabe, at the end....I just dont wanna regret a whole lot. Smile most of the time, and wanna try hard to worry less. If theres one thing I know I lack no matter how much I get it, its love. You just cant run out of it! :)


Time to step up and make some changes, will update if I've done something about this. 
Till then take care, peace ----- Stanz  out! 

No food like Home food! :)

Well, the saying goes There is no better place than home....the most common factor that would make you reminisce your home place  for a person that has been away from home for a while would probably be the the home made cuisine. Being stuck in the Arabian peninsula especially in a country like Q8, I do miss my home town style cuisines. But of course being an avid meat eater...I do miss eating piggy-meat and other delicacies of Goa. So me and my friends decided to go to this restaurant called Dakshin by Ceasars Group. Its specialties are cuisines from the south of India - Andra Pradesh, Kerala, Mangalore, Goa, Tamil, Etc. 
So we ordered The Chicken Vindaloo and Chicken Xacuti, and some other dishes from Mangalore and Kerala. To my disappointment the other dishes were way better than the Goan ones. Sad to say but there isn't any good restaurant in Kuwait that serves authentic Goan Dishes, which basically means if I need to get it, my only option would be to head down to Goa and get it. The gravy dishes lacked thickness and richness which didnt bring out the real flavors. 
Anyways interestingly enough I decided to try the dessert which kinda caught my attention - Pineapple,Lemon, Orange and Coconut Ice cream were being served in the real fruit shell. And so we decided to order the Pineapple and the Orange Ice cream since this was gonna be my first time trying out an ice cream like this plus the heat is getting to me, yeah the weather here is rising....towards HOTTT!

The orange was ok not too good but the pineapple ice cream was nice, as it had bits of pineapple in the ice cream, thus giving it a nice flavor of the ice cream but not spoiling it but overdoing the flavor. 


Well i always goof up by somehow getting a stain on my shirt while eating my meals. No matter how careful I am, I unwillingly tend to get a stain on my shirts. I remember my mom screaming at me all the time, asking if I was a civilized guy or a Junglee for not being able to eat properly.  Sorry Mummy! :P

I really do miss home, and home cooked meal. hopefully soon enough I will get a chance to relish it again. :)


until then - Stanz out!!!

FACEBOOK POST...I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!

So lately I've noticed that many big brand/firms have come out  with promotions and prizes not by asking you to answer their stupid questions, but by first "liking" their page on facebook and  then you gotta make a number of your friends like that fucking page and then probably after looking how many people have liked it you could stand a chance to win something. Good marketing technique, but just a waste of time... 
Im not saying that you cant win, or that I'm a sore-loser ( I think at times I have been one) but I did notice that a couple of my friends would request a favor on their walls saying that some of their relative has participated in a certain contest and you need to go and like the picture or page. Well, when you ask for a favor you should know to fuckin be polite and thankful if have received the favor.  usually they dont win anything and then all is forgotten and if they win, they arent thankful enough to say hey thanks for liking it and being a part of making me win the prize. What usually happens is just a - THANK YOU  note to EVERYONE for the votes/likes.Sadly enuff -  The  winner takes it all.  
 So next time a big Fuck You if i get a request to like or re-share, whats in for me??? Bittchhh?!!! ;P and a big Fuck you to the corporate world too, first send me the prize then ill think whether I like it or not! Modha-Fockah!

Im a regular on facebook and Im gald to be updated and give updates on my wall. I remember going to a Stand-up Comedy when Ahmed Ahmed ( Axis of Evil fame) was joking about facebook, how one tells every fuckin detail about themselves and like people dont even give a fuck if your having a latte at Starbucks... come to think of it, some do and some dont.  some people do "like" even when they dont know whats it all about. They just wanna show you that they read ur post and thats about it.  I remember when once I was emotionally hurt and posted a random quote about it on my wall about this person that made me upset. And voila...the dame fuckin person clicks "like" on it. Yeah Im sure that person didnt know that "it" was the target. 


So yeah, some posts are good and some posts arent good, but thanks to facebook, even if we realize that this post should have been posted, someone has already seen that post even before you go back and wanna delete it.
 Everyone is so fuckin busy these days, and yeah they dont have time to sit back and reply. One great thing about facebook is that you may have 500 friends and you sure do not have the time to communicate with all 500 of them, infact you probably havent kept in touch with some of them since you last added them. but hell yeah you sure do remember them when facebook reminds you that its their birthday, so something thats better than nothing is a Birthday wish. The fact that you are growing old isnt at all a great vibe. but yeah being wished by someone that you know is kinda a compensation. :)


So you get many wishes on your wall precisely the day before, day after and on your birthday.... 
I think you gotta be kind enough to reply back to all those birthday wishes....instead of sending a one liner post on your wall - thanks everyone for the wishes. Stop being a lazy son of a bitch and be considerate to wish every fucking one.....they all didnt gather up together to wish you...did they?!!! reply back and show that you appreciate that they took the time to wish you. yes some were still busy, some didnt log on to facebook  so they skipped your birthday and forgot to wish you.  No problem....you can understand that....but then again, dont forget to be thankful that someone in their busy life did have  about a minute to spare- puttin up that birthday wish on your wall. dont be a lazy thoughtless bastard y'all! :)


On dat note -- Me out!!! :)

Indian TV ADs...Like'em ...Hate'em!

Ok, so another kinda important segment while watching your TV shows are the Adverts...Now I know ads produced in India are a mix of both, good and sad ones.  Well, some ads are so sick that the moment you heard the first sound of it your wanna grab ur remote and switch to the other channel. Strangely it has happened at a number of times, that when I wanna avoid watching the sad ass ad, I switch to another channel and the same fucking ad is being played! damn annoying!  Some ads are kinda ok, but you know for some sorta stupidity in the scene that could be avoided could have made the ad worth watching.

Well there are many nice ads, but my top 10 of nicest adverts that I consider good and meaningful are probably:-

1)  Cadburys Dairy Milk Chocolate bar ad - its a classic dated back in the 90s but all time favorite.

Cadburys Dairy Milk Ad - click to view ad on youtube

2) Bingo Red Hot Chilli chips - totally cool scenario, fun and makes sense! 

Click to watch the Bingo ad on youtube

3) Sil Jams - Classic but again all time favorite.

Click to view the Sil Jam Classic ad        Click to view Sil Jam Ad -2

4) Ericsson Cell Phone Ad - A Classic again and nice concept!

Click to view Ericsson Mobile Phone Ad

5) Happy Dent Chewing Gum - will make you smile! 

Click to view Happy Dent Ad

6) Mintrox Candy - tagline- Life eej Hard - a nice funny ad! 

Click to watch Mintrox Candy ad

7) Mentos Mint Ad - Cheer Genius and humor combined! 

Click to watch Mentos Mint Ad

8) Center Fresh Ad - Another one of my favorite funny ads.

Click to watch Center Fresh chewing gum ad

9) Feviquick Ad  - quite a funny ad! 

Click to watch Feviquick Super Glue Ad

10) And lastly another funny one - Fevicol Ad  most of their ads are humorous , I enjoyed the chicken Ad

Click to view Fevicol Adhesive Ad

Another favorite segment of ad is when they have a nice jingle to it, yeah the music does impact a lot, my top 5 Adverts with great background score. Enjoy the tracks! :)

1) Vodafone Ad - I even had this score as my ringtone! :) cute!

Click to vew Vodafone ad

2) Hutch ad - Again, the theme You & I, simply soothing! :)

Click to view Hutch Ad

3) The melody of the tune the lil kid - keeps playing on your mind after youve watched/heard it!TATA Capital

Click to view TATA Capital AD

4) Idea Ad - The first theme for Idea Cellular Network...something about the tune that makes me wanna humm it!

Click to View Idea Ad

5) And lastly a classic from the 90s, I remember everyone singing this tune...Co-op Milk Ad -Peeyo Glass Full

Click to view Co-op Milk Ad

Well heres my top 5 worse and Annoying TV Ads

1) Sony Xperia Ad, with the stupid kid ( Jake Ryan) fuckin imagination, annoying voice!just simply hate it. They even dubbed it with an indian kids voice to make it sound more worse.below link of original ad...stupid!

Click to watch Sony Xperia ad

2) All the fuckin ZooZoo ads created by Vodafone, totally sux!

Click to see fuckin ZooZoo from Vodafone ad

3) Appy Fizz, fucking got an annoying voice, stupid fucking ad

click to watch fuckin Appy Fizz Ad

4)Garnier Shampoo, heights of stupidity, a model with long hair pulling a heavy truck out of a ditch, yeah right! ignorant bitch!

Click to watch the bitchy Garnier long and strong shampoo ad

5) Nirma Washing Powder Ad, yeah so the mucky water listens to the bitch who sings it. Stoooopid!!!

Click to watch stoopid Nirma Washing Powder Ad

ohhh and this ad has been pissin me off lately....Deepika looks like an overrated beeyatch, Karan the gay unwanted guy, and Purab Kohli like the stupid-est gay cunt ever...check out his acting when she shakes the coffee right infront of him....


Click to watch gay Nescafe Cold Coffee ad

And the Cadburys Dairy milk Silk ad, i think the tune is good, but they fucked up the ad by overdoing it with the actors...I mean you can eat a chocolate but dont go nasty with it...looking at this ad would make you not wanna eat it


Click to watch disgusting Cadburys Dairy Milk Silk Ad

So there you go...TV ads, you can like some and you can totally hate some....now dats fucked up!

Stan --- outta here!  

TV SHOWS THAT ARE FUNNY....NOT!!!!

I like watching TV and thats one of the usual things I do when Im  lazyin around at home, besides surfing the net or listening to music. I love comedy...nothing like a good doze of humor to set the mood straight whenever Im feeling fucked up or normal. Lately I've noticed there are some good shit thats on TV and some shit thats not worth wasting a single second looking at.... Now I know there are many who would probably disagree with me  since the shows that I hate actually have a huge fan following. And I still wonder why?  Well, in a way i should look at it positively...meaning, I could differentiate the sad ass losers who usually get inspired by watching these despite-full comedy  shows and casually yet sarcastically use a line from it and expect me to burst into laughter.


Two of these shows that I really hate... TWO AND HALF MEN.... seriously what the fuck! whats annoying is when there is a stupid joke, you hear the fake audience laughter and when the scene comes to a break to another scene ...you hear that annoying  chorus of  Meeeeennnn! Fuck You....the title song totally sux too, MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN......Id change it to FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...fuck you all for watching this shit!

Then there's the nerdy crap.....BIG BANG THEORY.....totally geeky totally not funny, I tried to find the humor amongst the scientific jargon that they use, but .....all in all its just bull shit!
fucks up the real theory thought that a nerd can actually get/date a hot chick.... what pisses me off is when some of these stupid viewers happen to be in your friends list...so when ever there is a stupid update about these shows and they post some stupid catch phrase like Bazingaa...and then the other stupid jaackasses follow it by liking the shitty post...The only thing worth watching is probably Kaley Cuoco. shez totally hot and besides i loved her back in 8 simple rules to date my teenage daughter. 

Anyways, currently these two shows sux and I hope they replace these two shit with some other good stuff....like King of Queens, Still Standing, Joey and many other laughable comedy shows.  sadly Reality sux!

on dat note --- Stan Out!