Monday, 30 April 2012

FACEBOOK POST...I LIKE IT LIKE THAT!

So lately I've noticed that many big brand/firms have come out  with promotions and prizes not by asking you to answer their stupid questions, but by first "liking" their page on facebook and  then you gotta make a number of your friends like that fucking page and then probably after looking how many people have liked it you could stand a chance to win something. Good marketing technique, but just a waste of time... 
Im not saying that you cant win, or that I'm a sore-loser ( I think at times I have been one) but I did notice that a couple of my friends would request a favor on their walls saying that some of their relative has participated in a certain contest and you need to go and like the picture or page. Well, when you ask for a favor you should know to fuckin be polite and thankful if have received the favor.  usually they dont win anything and then all is forgotten and if they win, they arent thankful enough to say hey thanks for liking it and being a part of making me win the prize. What usually happens is just a - THANK YOU  note to EVERYONE for the votes/likes.Sadly enuff -  The  winner takes it all.  
 So next time a big Fuck You if i get a request to like or re-share, whats in for me??? Bittchhh?!!! ;P and a big Fuck you to the corporate world too, first send me the prize then ill think whether I like it or not! Modha-Fockah!




Im a regular on facebook and Im gald to be updated and give updates on my wall. I remember going to a Stand-up Comedy when Ahmed Ahmed ( Axis of Evil fame) was joking about facebook, how one tells every fuckin detail about themselves and like people dont even give a fuck if your having a latte at Starbucks... come to think of it, some do and some dont.  some people do "like" even when they dont know whats it all about. They just wanna show you that they read ur post and thats about it.  I remember when once I was emotionally hurt and posted a random quote about it on my wall about this person that made me upset. And voila...the dame fuckin person clicks "like" on it. Yeah Im sure that person didnt know that "it" was the target. 


So yeah, some posts are good and some posts arent good, but thanks to facebook, even if we realize that this post should have been posted, someone has already seen that post even before you go back and wanna delete it.
 Everyone is so fuckin busy these days, and yeah they dont have time to sit back and reply. One great thing about facebook is that you may have 500 friends and you sure do not have the time to communicate with all 500 of them, infact you probably havent kept in touch with some of them since you last added them. but hell yeah you sure do remember them when facebook reminds you that its their birthday, so something thats better than nothing is a Birthday wish. The fact that you are growing old isnt at all a great vibe. but yeah being wished by someone that you know is kinda a compensation. :)


So you get many wishes on your wall precisely the day before, day after and on your birthday.... 
I think you gotta be kind enough to reply back to all those birthday wishes....instead of sending a one liner post on your wall - thanks everyone for the wishes. Stop being a lazy son of a bitch and be considerate to wish every fucking one.....they all didnt gather up together to wish you...did they?!!! reply back and show that you appreciate that they took the time to wish you. yes some were still busy, some didnt log on to facebook  so they skipped your birthday and forgot to wish you.  No problem....you can understand that....but then again, dont forget to be thankful that someone in their busy life did have  about a minute to spare- puttin up that birthday wish on your wall. dont be a lazy thoughtless bastard y'all! :)


On dat note -- Me out!!! :)






Sunday, 29 April 2012

Indian TV ADs...Like'em ...Hate'em!







Ok, so another kinda important segment while watching your TV shows are the Adverts...Now I know ads produced in India are a mix of both, good and sad ones.  Well, some ads are so sick that the moment you heard the first sound of it your wanna grab ur remote and switch to the other channel. Strangely it has happened at a number of times, that when I wanna avoid watching the sad ass ad, I switch to another channel and the same fucking ad is being played! damn annoying!  Some ads are kinda ok, but you know for some sorta stupidity in the scene that could be avoided could have made the ad worth watching.

Well there are many nice ads, but my top 10 of nicest adverts that I consider good and meaningful are probably:-
1)  Cadburys Dairy Milk Chocolate bar ad - its a classic dated back in the 90s but all time favorite.

2) Bingo Red Hot Chilli chips - totally cool scenario, fun and makes sense! 

3) Sil Jams - Classic but again all time favorite.

4) Ericsson Cell Phone Ad - A Classic again and nice concept!

5) Happy Dent Chewing Gum - will make you smile! 

6) Mintrox Candy - tagline- Life eej Hard - a nice funny ad! 


7) Mentos Mint Ad - Cheer Genius and humor combined! 


8) Center Fresh Ad - Another one of my favorite funny ads.


9) Feviquick Ad  - quite a funny ad! 


10) And lastly another funny one - Fevicol Ad  most of their ads are humorous , I enjoyed the chicken Ad



Another favorite segment of ad is when they have a nice jingle to it, yeah the music does impact a lot, my top 5 Adverts with great background score. Enjoy the tracks! :)

1) Vodafone Ad - I even had this score as my ringtone! :) cute!


2) Hutch ad - Again, the theme You & I, simply soothing! :)

3) The melody of the tune the lil kid - keeps playing on your mind after youve watched/heard it!TATA Capital

4) Idea Ad - The first theme for Idea Cellular Network...something about the tune that makes me wanna humm it!


5) And lastly a classic from the 90s, I remember everyone singing this tune...Co-op Milk Ad -Peeyo Glass Full



Well heres my top 5 worse and Annoying TV Ads

1) Sony Xperia Ad, with the stupid kid ( Jake Ryan) fuckin imagination, annoying voice!just simply hate it. They even dubbed it with an indian kids voice to make it sound more worse.below link of original ad...stupid!


2) All the fuckin ZooZoo ads created by Vodafone, totally sux!


3) Appy Fizz, fucking got an annoying voice, stupid fucking ad


4)Garnier Shampoo, heights of stupidity, a model with long hair pulling a heavy truck out of a ditch, yeah right! ignorant bitch!


5) Nirma Washing Powder Ad, yeah so the mucky water listens to the bitch who sings it. Stoooopid!!!


ohhh and this ad has been pissin me off lately....Deepika looks like an overrated beeyatch, Karan the gay unwanted guy, and Purab Kohli like the stupid-est gay cunt ever...check out his acting when she shakes the coffee right infront of him....


Click to watch gay Nescafe Cold Coffee ad

And the Cadburys Dairy milk Silk ad, i think the tune is good, but they fucked up the ad by overdoing it with the actors...I mean you can eat a chocolate but dont go nasty with it...looking at this ad would make you not wanna eat it


Click to watch disgusting Cadburys Dairy Milk Silk Ad



So there you go...TV ads, you can like some and you can totally hate some....now dats fucked up!

Stan --- outta here!  


Saturday, 28 April 2012

TV SHOWS THAT ARE FUNNY....NOT!!!!

I like watching TV and thats one of the usual things I do when Im  lazyin around at home, besides surfing the net or listening to music. I love comedy...nothing like a good doze of humor to set the mood straight whenever Im feeling fucked up or normal. Lately I've noticed there are some good shit thats on TV and some shit thats not worth wasting a single second looking at.... Now I know there are many who would probably disagree with me  since the shows that I hate actually have a huge fan following. And I still wonder why?  Well, in a way i should look at it positively...meaning, I could differentiate the sad ass losers who usually get inspired by watching these despite-full comedy  shows and casually yet sarcastically use a line from it and expect me to burst into laughter.


Two of these shows that I really hate... TWO AND HALF MEN.... seriously what the fuck! whats annoying is when there is a stupid joke, you hear the fake audience laughter and when the scene comes to a break to another scene ...you hear that annoying  chorus of  Meeeeennnn! Fuck You....the title song totally sux too, MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN MEN......Id change it to FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK...fuck you all for watching this shit!




Then there's the nerdy crap.....BIG BANG THEORY.....totally geeky totally not funny, I tried to find the humor amongst the scientific jargon that they use, but .....all in all its just bull shit!
fucks up the real theory thought that a nerd can actually get/date a hot chick.... what pisses me off is when some of these stupid viewers happen to be in your friends list...so when ever there is a stupid update about these shows and they post some stupid catch phrase like Bazingaa...and then the other stupid jaackasses follow it by liking the shitty post...The only thing worth watching is probably Kaley Cuoco. shez totally hot and besides i loved her back in 8 simple rules to date my teenage daughter. 
Anyways, currently these two shows sux and I hope they replace these two shit with some other good stuff....like King of Queens, Still Standing, Joey and many other laughable comedy shows.  sadly Reality sux!

on dat note --- Stan Out!