Fame-inine!!!

So its 2013 and my first post of the year, came back from vacation, had a good time although it was a short trip, I had a bit of everything... Didnt complete my do to list, but managed to get most things. The feeling of being back home is always great. anyways, Im back here, and life is as  usual boring. 

What I'd really like to point out in this post is about the world today.... the saying goes its a MANs world....well, thats long gone for now, simply because, which ever place I go, I've noticed and I know its true - Its a WO-MANs world today. 

Im not saying that I have any animosity towards women, but its the way the world is going around treating them thats soooo damn fucked up. 

Some places they are ill-treated and in most places...well should I say  - mostly at the Corporate World, its all about women. The amount of kiss-ass keeps going on with them....they just seem to have their way with every guy in the company. Simply because all the guys have made it so evident.... married or single, in a relationship or just out of one, you just cant stop checking out at chicks. They obviously know the secret now that its out and definitely some have mastered the art of screwing up any guys head they want. 

Whats so fucking annoying is the fake-ness they show and the dumb-ness guys are falling for that kinda shit.
I mean c'mon now, gimme a fuckin break.....Ive seen way better looking chicks, but somehow, in the corporate world  any fugly chick who knows how to play the game can get they're job done. 

Starting from the tea-boy right upto the the fucking Managing Director.....every guy ultimately thinks thru his dick and not thru his head! 

Im not trying to be modest, but I sir, have certainly proved and been different from the usual dog-gone rest! I consider myself to be a straight gentleman unlike the horny bastards around who cant keep their lustful feelings to themselves.  

The scenario is that when they see a guy being close to a girl then they have to conclude that they are having an affair.  Fucking retards, A guy and a girl can share a total platonic relationship and I have fucking time and time and again proved it. Unlike most of the fuckers that I've seen tend to maintain friends with "benefits". So damn hate that term because with the whole shit happening around many have misjudged me in the bargain and all I have to say to them is Fuck you! seriously Fuck you for being suck a low down mo-fo cunt! this goes to both the genders. In the corporate world most women are outright bitches. unworthy of any recognition but damn being good with their ways in pleasing the right appointed guy, they always fucking get way over recognition and appreciation. Sadly being nice doesnt counts, because you are then played for being a total sucker.

I've learnt and become wise from the experiences and would say that its all about Pussy Power! As long as the chicks know how to shake their money maker, they can get all the attention they crave for. Not being a narcissist but the world needs more smarter men like me! :)

Stan out! 

GOOD RIDDANCE MOTHER FUCKER!

So finally after almost 4 years that they hanged to death the Terrorist Ajmal Kasab. The terror attack that shook Bombay back on 24th November 2008 remains a scar till date.
I didn't personally know of anyone that was harmed by the attack however when I saw the first documentary about it I couldn't digest the horrors that Ajmal along with his compatriots did. They were brutal, heartless bastards that deserved punishment more that the death penalty.  I wasn't able to watch the second documentary featured about it on Nat Geo channel, it was just too much and didn't make me feel comfy knowing that this bastard responsible for the innocent lives was still alive. I'm glad the fucker is down and may rot in hell.

Many innocent lives were lost and even though candle light vigils , prayers, silent marches that took place in honor of their souls, one cannot not forget that hadn't it been for that one very horrific incident, those very innocent people would be carrying out their lives among us. 

And yes the cycle of life continues, after every death there is a new birth. But if only ruthless asshole like such terrorists would not have been born, this world would be a bit better. 

Guess I have to call this destiny.....he was probably destined to die 4 years later...

To all the innocent souls - Rest in Peace....

As for the terrorists -  FUCK YOU MOTHER FUCKER! 

Stan out

BOLLYWOOD SUX!

India has progressed a lot in many ways be it technology, fashion and other areas. There has been a change in the Hindi movie industry too, with lot of new directors and screenplays based on story lines that were never thought of. The easy way to make a Hindi movie was to cut and paste scenes from good Hollywood movies mix it all up well with Some indian  "masala" as per the audiences desire and present it. 

What I find annoying and irritating is the so called "Comedy" movies that have been out recently. Trying to imply sex comedy in Bollywood movies is a total bad idea, I haven't seen one movie that you could actually laugh and compare to American Pie or Hangover. 

The disaster also takes place in the Horror genre where directors claim to challenge audience to go through the whole cinema without being scared. I mean seriously the horror movie is done with a shitty script and Amateur visual effects. They are trying so hard but definitely cant match up to any good standards. And it makes you think since the budget for movies have gone up but totally not worth watching for the money spent in it. Movies like Bhoot, Raaz3, Haunted,1920,all fall in the category of useless cinema with crappy horror style. 

For the movie Golmaal 3 , they made a song sequence worth 3 crores, was it worth it.....NOT! just a cheesy copy of Daddy Yankees number for a stupid Bollywood song....totally sucks.

And they actually shoot some of the nonsense in 3D and expect to make it worth watching! Luckily there are a few movies that are sensible and worth watching however, such movies are made at a very less ratio than compared to the bull shit load of movies made in a year in Bollywood. 

Bollywood dance has gone global , used as a dance form in international dance competition and fitness work out videos. But looking at the Bollywood dance sequence now, I guess the real Bollywood dance was actually from the 1980s to 90s era. Coz the 2000 and beyond simply sucks. Sadly the sleazy dance steps are qwuite popular among the local public. and such movies tend to get credit.  Salman Khans movie, Dabangg, Body Guard, Wanted, Ek tha tiger, Ready have the so called "catchy dance numbers" but actually in my opinion are tasteless and sucky! And more recently a song being promoted "PoPo" . Ajay Devgn is a good action hero but a 3rd class dancer. And the stupid dance sequence used in it was to relate is as being fun and peppy.... but trust me, from a dance point of view, it totally sux. Another fucked up actor is Akshay Kumar with his stupid fucked up movies - Desi Boys, Joker, Rowdy Rathore, and most of the fuckin movies he has done lately. The crowd I must say are the biggest Chuths ( CUNTS) on the planet to actually be a fan of him. 

My predictions - Son of Sardar is a fuckin flop. Sonakshi Singh, the fat bitch is a fucked up actress, dunno how does she still gets casted...but wait another beeyatch is Katrina Kaif, seems pretty, but I knows shit about acting. Better looking Katrinas are available in the market for pleasure. But like I said, most of the indian audience are fucked up.  

Ishq in Paris will be another shitty movie, with Preity Zinta making a comeback- old hag should just give it up! 
Emran Hasmi movies ( Rush)  means its a definite SHIT, I guess the only actually good movie worth waiting for would be Aamir Khans Talash and Dhoom3.

Stan Out! 

SHIT THAT I HATE SO MUCH!

Ok so I have been busy and I did have this thought of not being able to blog often, well thats how most of the bloggers turn out to be. So I guess I'm gonna blog mostly about things that I like and even more things that I just hate. Using this blog as a medium to vent out on my thoughts because I know there are some people who kinda feel the same as I do and go , "Yeah, I get what this mo-fo is talking about!" 

So for todays post Id like to write about the idiot box, mainly tv ads, serials  and bollywood movies not worth wasting your time by just figuring it out that it sux by viewing the trailers.

For starters....the main connection to the Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls, Two and Half Men, How I met your mother..... CBS channel in the states. 

The producers at CBS must be some sick freaks who actually find the comedies they put up quite hilarious!

How I met your mother was interesting for a while probably because I did find the character - Robin  quite cute. But after how its all turning out, Neil Patrick Harris isnt all that funny as he tries so hard so does the other characters...

Two and half men brought in Ashton Kutcher but it made it more worse, stupid sensless comedy.

Two broke girls are just dumb bitches trying to get comedy in by sleezy cheap sex jokes which arent worth a grin. If only Kat Dennings could flash her big boobs once in a while or dress up in some sexy lingerie and show some cleavage....trust me , the viewership would increase drastically.

Another really stupid stunt by STAR WORLD Channel India, they decided to show Greys Anatomy from the start and even made their own fucking promo with a stupid song by a fucked up bitch called Anushka Machanda - What would you do.....it so fucking annoying to hear the same fucked up song on repeat, thankfully they dont show it anymore.... STAR WORLD , just want you to know that you wasted money in promoting the series with a stupid music video instead you could have donated the expenses to the Relief organisations that you also advertise. 

Anyways, Im gonna be posting up more crap that some people actually do enjoy shown on TV, up next will be my long list of stupid bollywood movies.

Stan out!

WWE RAW hits 1000 episodes

On July 23, 2012,  WWE Raw made its 1000th episode. Now WWF as I recall was a favorite must see show in my household since I was a kid. I remember every Fridays during lunch time, my dad would get the latest WWE taping which was actually about 1-2 weeks old, since in those days there wasn't any digital electronic transfers or live broadcast. But yeah since Fridays was the weekend, the afternoon lunch was served by watching WWE on TV. Even before RAW and Smackdown were created. It was kinda nostalgic when I saw the opening video presentation for the 1000th episode.


I clearly remember me and my younger bro used to wrestle after watching the show which kinda gave us an adrenaline kick. We truly enjoyed watching it long after we realized it was all fake. But still continue to be avid fans. Sadly wrestling superstars are all that good these days. I guess the best superstars were probably in "my time".  


I saw when Rocky Maivia had his first match in WWE and then transformed into The Rock. Bret The HitMan Hart-Stone Cold Steve Austin Rivalry, the formation of DX, Death of Owen Hart, Sultry Sable and Manly Chyna. Lotta good memories enticed with wresting. I guess the presence and the attitude the wrestling superstars carried was kinda awesome for guys like me growin up and see how they would give a good fight tagged with a nice dramatic story line.


I was and will always be a WWE fan...if you smell what the Stan is cookin! :)


Stan out




Click to watch opening video  -->  WWE RAW 1000

Life Sucks

Well, its been a while since I last posted here. Sadly coz there isnt really anything much to write about. Overall life does suck living in a country that is not what you would expect it to be. So like most of the other immigrants who have come here - just follow the one golden rule - Shut Up, Suck up, earn and save your money!  At times you really tend to ponder and think is this really what I thought I'd be doing at this very moment? I mean for those who have a family do know how to be content with themselves by focusing on their family needs and living a simple life by getting into the groove that whatever this place has got to offer.

Surrounded by sand all over, super fuckin hot climate that doesnt make you wanna go out and stay indoors only. The television can be your best companion to update you on current affairs around the globe and keep you entertained for as long as you can be. Seriously for a place like this, a television set should be made mandatory for everyone or else one could be just bored to death. Im not saying there arent any fun activities...but dressing up your best, gelling up your hair and getting well groomed not to hit to club but a shopping mall to kill time is one of the worst things to do. Yeah Shopping malls are the only cool hang outs, coz what you can do is just window shop, and if the price is just right then you end up carrying a shopping bag, eat at a nice food joint and sip some nice mocktails and pretend you are living the high life. In general ....Life totally sucks especially for the single souls here.

There ought ta be more to this.... Stan out! :$

Chai Guy!

So basically my day starts with a cup of milk tea. This has been my routine since my child hood. A nice cup of Liptons Yellow Label - Carnation evaporated liquid milk - One Table spoon Sugar = Stan's Cup of Tea. 

I was never a Coffee guy.  Not that I hate it but, given the options I'd stick to tea any day, although I read an article today mentioned Coffee does reduces the risk of death.

I usually have Nescafe during the cold season and the other time I love to have coffee is usually in flights - for some strange reason I really like the coffee with milk serves aboard Air India. :) 

Now I usually like my tea not too strong and not too light either. Its that nice blend that should leave a soothing sense once you've sipped it. Never liked the other kinda tea, rose tea, green tea, masala tea, ginger garlic or any other spice tea....they all suck.
I have my tea usually with biscuits. Its goes well with moms homemade Chappattis, mini puris, but I used to also love having tea with 
- Petit Buerre Biscuits, 
 - Digestive, 
- Marie, 
- Danish Cookies, 
- Horlicks biscuit, 
- Glucose, 
- Nice coconut, 
- nice fresh plain croissant, 
- bourbon,
- Italian puff pastries, 
- Donuts,
- the local kuwait flour mills pita bread ( kubhuz)
- Braided sweet french bread
- cake rusk
- cream biscuits
 and the best of them all TUC biscuits that I have been having since my childhood. 

I usually have black tea (without milk) when Im sick, or have a bad cold, it does kinda give me a relief. I once tried having black tea with Vanilla Ice Cream it wasnt bad, but a funny blend of ice cold and hot. 


I do have alotta good memories attached to this cup of tea, usually my regular beverage for breakfasts. I remember having it in the morning around 9-10 am, since my school would start at 12.30 in the afternoon. Then around 6 am in the morning when I was schooling in Goa. 
Having it for 1 rupee at the College Canteen, speaking of which I remember my senior back then -Alemao, was such a prick, he stole my cup of tea and had it, but politely thanked me for it. Kinda puts you in one of those situation where you wanna punch him so hard but you cant coz he said the magic word - Thank you. anyways, Alemao - I wish I could have said Fuck you, but instead I said no problem and got me another cup! :$


I also remembering sipping a cup at 6am in the morning all tired right after attending a wedding still all decked up with the bow tie and suit.


I remember when I was a kid and whenever I used to head to church, the cab that we took to ride to church would halt at the signal just before the church and Through the window I could see the Sheraton hotel coffee shop and since then always wanted to have a cup of coffee at that coffee shop.  I still haven't crossed it out in my things that I wanted to do since childhood list.  Maybe its about time I get that done. 


Beside Coke and juices...tea happens to be the drink that I love having. So im not into coffee...especially black, bitter or turkish coffee. So dont ask me out for a coffee, lets sit for tea instead... I'm indeed  a Chai-Guy! :)


Stan out.