BOLLYWOOD SUX!

India has progressed a lot in many ways be it technology, fashion and other areas. There has been a change in the Hindi movie industry too, with lot of new directors and screenplays based on story lines that were never thought of. The easy way to make a Hindi movie was to cut and paste scenes from good Hollywood movies mix it all up well with Some indian  "masala" as per the audiences desire and present it. 

What I find annoying and irritating is the so called "Comedy" movies that have been out recently. Trying to imply sex comedy in Bollywood movies is a total bad idea, I haven't seen one movie that you could actually laugh and compare to American Pie or Hangover. 

The disaster also takes place in the Horror genre where directors claim to challenge audience to go through the whole cinema without being scared. I mean seriously the horror movie is done with a shitty script and Amateur visual effects. They are trying so hard but definitely cant match up to any good standards. And it makes you think since the budget for movies have gone up but totally not worth watching for the money spent in it. Movies like Bhoot, Raaz3, Haunted,1920,all fall in the category of useless cinema with crappy horror style. 

For the movie Golmaal 3 , they made a song sequence worth 3 crores, was it worth it.....NOT! just a cheesy copy of Daddy Yankees number for a stupid Bollywood song....totally sucks.

And they actually shoot some of the nonsense in 3D and expect to make it worth watching! Luckily there are a few movies that are sensible and worth watching however, such movies are made at a very less ratio than compared to the bull shit load of movies made in a year in Bollywood. 

Bollywood dance has gone global , used as a dance form in international dance competition and fitness work out videos. But looking at the Bollywood dance sequence now, I guess the real Bollywood dance was actually from the 1980s to 90s era. Coz the 2000 and beyond simply sucks. Sadly the sleazy dance steps are qwuite popular among the local public. and such movies tend to get credit.  Salman Khans movie, Dabangg, Body Guard, Wanted, Ek tha tiger, Ready have the so called "catchy dance numbers" but actually in my opinion are tasteless and sucky! And more recently a song being promoted "PoPo" . Ajay Devgn is a good action hero but a 3rd class dancer. And the stupid dance sequence used in it was to relate is as being fun and peppy.... but trust me, from a dance point of view, it totally sux. Another fucked up actor is Akshay Kumar with his stupid fucked up movies - Desi Boys, Joker, Rowdy Rathore, and most of the fuckin movies he has done lately. The crowd I must say are the biggest Chuths ( CUNTS) on the planet to actually be a fan of him. 

My predictions - Son of Sardar is a fuckin flop. Sonakshi Singh, the fat bitch is a fucked up actress, dunno how does she still gets casted...but wait another beeyatch is Katrina Kaif, seems pretty, but I knows shit about acting. Better looking Katrinas are available in the market for pleasure. But like I said, most of the indian audience are fucked up.  

Ishq in Paris will be another shitty movie, with Preity Zinta making a comeback- old hag should just give it up! 
Emran Hasmi movies ( Rush)  means its a definite SHIT, I guess the only actually good movie worth waiting for would be Aamir Khans Talash and Dhoom3.

Stan Out!