Monday, 22 October 2012

BOLLYWOOD SUX!



India has progressed a lot in many ways be it technology, fashion and other areas. There has been a change in the Hindi movie industry too, with lot of new directors and screenplays based on story lines that were never thought of. The easy way to make a Hindi movie was to cut and paste scenes from good Hollywood movies mix it all up well with Some indian  "masala" as per the audiences desire and present it. 

What I find annoying and irritating is the so called "Comedy" movies that have been out recently. Trying to imply sex comedy in Bollywood movies is a total bad idea, I haven't seen one movie that you could actually laugh and compare to American Pie or Hangover. 

The disaster also takes place in the Horror genre where directors claim to challenge audience to go through the whole cinema without being scared. I mean seriously the horror movie is done with a shitty script and Amateur visual effects. They are trying so hard but definitely cant match up to any good standards. And it makes you think since the budget for movies have gone up but totally not worth watching for the money spent in it. Movies like Bhoot, Raaz3, Haunted,1920,all fall in the category of useless cinema with crappy horror style. 




For the movie Golmaal 3 , they made a song sequence worth 3 crores, was it worth it.....NOT! just a cheesy copy of Daddy Yankees number for a stupid Bollywood song....totally sucks.

And they actually shoot some of the nonsense in 3D and expect to make it worth watching! Luckily there are a few movies that are sensible and worth watching however, such movies are made at a very less ratio than compared to the bull shit load of movies made in a year in Bollywood. 

Bollywood dance has gone global , used as a dance form in international dance competition and fitness work out videos. But looking at the Bollywood dance sequence now, I guess the real Bollywood dance was actually from the 1980s to 90s era. Coz the 2000 and beyond simply sucks. Sadly the sleazy dance steps are qwuite popular among the local public. and such movies tend to get credit.  Salman Khans movie, Dabangg, Body Guard, Wanted, Ek tha tiger, Ready have the so called "catchy dance numbers" but actually in my opinion are tasteless and sucky! And more recently a song being promoted "PoPo" . Ajay Devgn is a good action hero but a 3rd class dancer. And the stupid dance sequence used in it was to relate is as being fun and peppy.... but trust me, from a dance point of view, it totally sux. Another fucked up actor is Akshay Kumar with his stupid fucked up movies - Desi Boys, Joker, Rowdy Rathore, and most of the fuckin movies he has done lately. The crowd I must say are the biggest Chuths ( CUNTS) on the planet to actually be a fan of him. 





My predictions - Son of Sardar is a fuckin flop. Sonakshi Singh, the fat bitch is a fucked up actress, dunno how does she still gets casted...but wait another beeyatch is Katrina Kaif, seems pretty, but I knows shit about acting. Better looking Katrinas are available in the market for pleasure. But like I said, most of the indian audience are fucked up.  

Ishq in Paris will be another shitty movie, with Preity Zinta making a comeback- old hag should just give it up! 
Emran Hasmi movies ( Rush)  means its a definite SHIT, I guess the only actually good movie worth waiting for would be Aamir Khans Talash and Dhoom3.

Stan Out! 



Sunday, 21 October 2012

SHIT THAT I HATE SO MUCH!



Ok so I have been busy and I did have this thought of not being able to blog often, well thats how most of the bloggers turn out to be. So I guess I'm gonna blog mostly about things that I like and even more things that I just hate. Using this blog as a medium to vent out on my thoughts because I know there are some people who kinda feel the same as I do and go , "Yeah, I get what this mo-fo is talking about!" 

So for todays post Id like to write about the idiot box, mainly tv ads, serials  and bollywood movies not worth wasting your time by just figuring it out that it sux by viewing the trailers.

For starters....the main connection to the Big Bang Theory, 2 Broke Girls, Two and Half Men, How I met your mother..... CBS channel in the states. 

The producers at CBS must be some sick freaks who actually find the comedies they put up quite hilarious!

How I met your mother was interesting for a while probably because I did find the character - Robin  quite cute. But after how its all turning out, Neil Patrick Harris isnt all that funny as he tries so hard so does the other characters...

Two and half men brought in Ashton Kutcher but it made it more worse, stupid sensless comedy.

Two broke girls are just dumb bitches trying to get comedy in by sleezy cheap sex jokes which arent worth a grin. If only Kat Dennings could flash her big boobs once in a while or dress up in some sexy lingerie and show some cleavage....trust me , the viewership would increase drastically.


Another really stupid stunt by STAR WORLD Channel India, they decided to show Greys Anatomy from the start and even made their own fucking promo with a stupid song by a fucked up bitch called Anushka Machanda - What would you do.....it so fucking annoying to hear the same fucked up song on repeat, thankfully they dont show it anymore.... STAR WORLD , just want you to know that you wasted money in promoting the series with a stupid music video instead you could have donated the expenses to the Relief organisations that you also advertise. 



Anyways, Im gonna be posting up more crap that some people actually do enjoy shown on TV, up next will be my long list of stupid bollywood movies.

Stan out!